Actual footage of me driving through this ‘life-threatening’ wind storm in LA today:

Update: OK now I feel like an asshole because this wind storm is causing devastating fires across LA 😅 It’s a good thing Steve Guttenberg was in all those Police Academy movies 😆

Update: Thanks to everyone for checking on me… even just to make sure that I’m not secretly fucking someone in the Palisades 😅 You have a secret lover for five years once and no one ever lets you forget it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Baby boy had his first chicken adobo last night, and I wanted to be just like him, so I made some for dinner, except I ate it with hella rice (it’s raining today and I’m carboloading to keep warm—is that how it works?).

Homemade chicken sotanghon and depressing Deftones music on this rainy Saturday ✌🏻

The weather’s cooling down a bit (anything under 70° is cold in California), so I got Pammie a SAD (seasonal affective disorder) lamp like in Broad City 😆

She keeps her house at a cool 68°, but she needs her sunshine for her mental health ☀️ I, on the other hand, am equally sad rain or shine 😅

When you move back to LA during a heat wave 😅

I bought this portable A/C unit during the Great Heat Wave of 2022, and it’s probably the best decision I’ve ever made (to be fair, I’ve made a lot of bad decisions).

My sister and her husband are in Vegas right now, and I stayed behind in SD, partly because I wasn’t invited LOL, partly because they’re there celebrating my ex’s ex-girlfriend’s birthday (she’s married to my sister’s husband’s childhood friend now), but mostly because it’s hot enough to melt crayons over there 😅

I’m in an LA mood
I don’t wanna talk to you
She said, “Give me a day or two”
I go ’round and ’round
Satellite
Spinning out, waiting for ya to pull me in
I can see you’re lonely down there
Don’t you know that I am right here?

This rainy weather is domesticating the fuck out of me.

I made some chicken soup, banana nut bread, and even walked on the treadmill while watching the Game Show Network. I don’t even know who I am right now. My mother? Yikes 😬 Someone get me this Rifle Paper Co. x Hedley & Bennett Apron from Anthro to complete the look.

I think I like this little life

Rainy day tunes 🌧️

(via readchoi)

“It’s giving Dasani” 🤣

I’ve legit said a number of these things 😅

I get my coffee iced no matter how cold it is outside, my landlord fixed my leaky ceiling years ago, I don’t own an umbrella, I check if mercury’s in retrograde whenever something bad happens, and if it’s raining on a Friday, I wonder if my favorite vendor at the Hermosa Beach Farmers Market is okay 😆

Sade covers on this rainy Monday.

Me checking the weather before my trip:

Will this be like that time we had a hurricane and people brought in their patio furniture for nothing???

At the end of this life are you happy?
Are you good with the choices you made?
Are you being yourself or just acting?
Do you wish you could start again?
When you’re on your last legs, on your death bed
When your life flashes before your eyes
Do you like who you’re with in that movie?
Or do you belong in mine?

Blake Rose songs on this cold ass day 🥶 (Yes, 60° is cold af to this San Diegan).

Novo Amor and homemade chicken sotanghon on this rainy Wednesday 🌧️

Sad French songs on this rainy day.

Is this what a hurricane looks like???

I got this alert while looking at dog videos on instagram. Am I the only one not taking this storm seriously???

Best sleep of my life last night thanks to this guy.

Amazon primed a portable A/C today because fuck this shit.

Me checking the weather before my trip tomorrow: