• Lost Farm Strawberry Lemonade Gummies
• Annie’s Cheddar Bunnies Baked Snack Crackers
• Sugarfina Bunny Bark Milk Chocolate Bar
• Sour Punch Easter Straws
• Haribo Easter Happy Hoppers Gummy Candy
• Sour Patch Kids Easter Bunnies Theater Box
• Skittles Easter Original Candies Fun Size
• Starburst Easter Original Fun Size
• Peeps Easter Delights S’mores Chicks
• See’s Candies Scotchmallow Eggs
• Ghirardelli Easter Milk Chocolate Bunny
• Lindt Lindor Easter Assorted Chocolate Candy Truffle Eggs
• Lindt Easter Mini Chicks
• Dove Easter Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel
• Dove Easter Caramel & Milk Chocolate Flowers
• Reese’s Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Eggs
• Reese’s Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Creme Bunnies Easter Candy
• Reese’s Pieces Peanut Butter Easter Candy Gift Bag
• Twix Easter Minis
• Snickers Easter Eggs Caramel Chocolate Candy
• Snickers Minis Milk Chocolate Easter Candy Bars
• Rolo Chocolate Caramels Easter Candy
• Kit Kat Miniatures Milk Chocolate Wafer Easter Candy
• Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Mini Bunnies Easter Candy
• Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Eggs Easter Candy
• Hershey’s Kisses Milk Chocolate Easter Candy
• M&M’s Easter Milk Chocolate Minis MegaTube
• M&M’s Milk Chocolate Fun Size Easter Basket Stuffers

I don’t observe lent, but I’ll use any excuse to make goodie bags and use this bunny filter 🐰

Hoppy Easter, y’all!

• Lost Farm Watermelon Gelato Live Resin Fruit Chews
• See’s Candies Dark Mint Scotchmallows
• Jameson Irish Whiskey
• Girl Scout Thin Mints Cookies
• St. Patrick’s Day Chocolate Candy Variety Pack
• Andes Creme De Menthe Thins
• Tootsie Caramel Apple Pops
• Furikake Chex Mix

Who needs luck with all this charm? Just kidding (give me all the luck!).

Since I know Donna loves chocolate (so much so that she had ‘HERSHEY’ emblazoned on the back of her dance sweater in middle school, while my sister had ‘BABY LONELINESS’ LOL. I wasn’t in dance—I was still traumatized from the time I played the glow-worm in our class production of James and the Giant Peach in the second grade and had to wear a turquoise leotard in front of the whole school and pretend light was coming out of my butt), and I’m seeing her next weekend (she’s meeting us in Nashville), I made a St. Patrick’s Day goodie bag for her 💚

• TOPS Malibu A Sparkling Toast Wish Sparkler
• The Bruery “Goses are Red” Beer
• Lost Farm Strawberry Chews
• Favorite Day Valentine’s Hot Cocoa Spoons
• Compartes California Love Pretzel Dark Chocolate Bar
• Ghirardelli Valentine’s Milk Chocolate Hearts
• Lindt Lindor Valentine’s Milk Chocolate Truffles
• Godiva Dark Chocolate Hearts Bar
• Dove Valentine’s Dark Chocolate Hearts
• Dove Valentine’s Milk Chocolate Hearts
• Reese’s Valentine’s Day Peanut Butter Hearts
• Twix Valentine’s Minis
• Kit Kat Valentine’s Day Milk Chocolate Wafers
• Rolo Valentine’s Day Chocolate Caramels
• Hershey’s Valentine’s Day Kisses
• Hershey’s Valentine’s Day Hugs & Kisses
• Hershey’s Valentine’s Day Milk Chocolate
• M&M’s Valentine’s Milk Chocolate
• Sour Punch Valentine’s Cupid Straws
• Haribo Valentine’s Goldbears Gummi Candy
• Starburst FaveREDs Fruit Chews
• Charms Valentine’s Pops
• Skittles Valentine’s Exchange Kit
• Skittles Valentine’s Wild Berry Exchange Kit
• Pelon Pelo Rico

My sister’s husband heard me huffing and puffing up their stairs and he’s like, “What you got there?” and I was like, “Target delivery. I bought all this candy for Valentine’s Day.” And he’s like, “You making gift bags? You’re such a good friend doing this every holiday, but I’ve never seen someone send you a gift bag!” I’m not the kind of person who gives expecting something in return ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Giving is my love language, y’all ❤️💕 Well, BBQ is also my love language (I’m hella lingual).

Valentine’s Day may be a made up holiday, but these goodies are very real 😋

I also made these matching “On Godric” shirts for my sister and her husband. I’m not hood or a Potterhead (so I’ve never said, “on God,” and def have never said, “on Godric” LOL) and IDK what the fuck this dude is saying, but Pammie and D like him 😆

• TOPS Malibu New Year Wish Sparkler
• Lost Farm Strawberry Chews
• WhistlePig Whiskey
• Baileys Hot Chocolate
• Sur La Table Gingerbread House Mug Topper
• Escuminac Extra Rare Canadian Maple Syrup
• Sugarfina Mistletoe Kisses
• See’s Scotchmallow Tree
• See’s Caramel Apple Lollypops
• Chili Chews Strawberry Bites
• M&M’s Holiday Milk Chocolate
• Pop Rocks
• Pelon Pelo Rico
• Dulces Vero Pica Fresa
• Furikake Chex Mix

Get you a friend who gives holiday swag bags (It’s me. I’m the friend.) ❤️💚

I got hot sauce in my bag, swag

– Beyoncé, “Formation”

• TOPS Malibu Single Wish Sparkler
• TOPS Malibu Confetti POP!
• Lost Farm Strawberry Chews
• Sugarfina Baby Whales
• Charms Blow Pops
• Kool-Aid Dippers
• Pelon Pelo Rico
• Dulces Vero Pica Fresa
• Tajín Clásico Chile Lime Seasoning Mini Bottle
• Pocket Sriracha Keychain
• Furikake Chex Mix
• American Flag Sunglasses
• 4th of July Bubble Wands

They’re like the goodie bags my friends give out at their kids’ birthday parties, only better (plus you don’t have to fight any kids for the Mexican candy after they hit it out of the piñata).

If you want more Furikake Chex Mix, you can find my sister’s husband at the Otay Ranch Farmer’s Market on Tuesdays. He says he’s gonna sell it there 🤣

Happy 4th! 🇺🇸