Even though I just started watching Breaking Bad last month, I still feel like I’ve lost a friend. A brilliant, sociopathic, meth-cooking friend.

I just happened to be the 98th texter. No bigs!

Two Door Cinema Club – What You Know

These mini mushroom pizzas satisfied my cravings!
No more Valentino’s for me…

The Naked and Famous – Hearts Like Ours

Same.

Just Adam Levine being the light of my life as usual.

Just came back from my low fat, low carb, gluten-free lunch to this email from the cafe at work. HOW DARE YOU, SKECHERS.

Sometimes I think about how much I love cronuts, and I cry a little.

Local Natives – Ceilings

Thinking of what we’d give
To have one more day of sun
One day of sun

Obsessed.

My work is hosting its third weight loss challenge this year, and I’m joining for the third time! It ends the week before Thanksgiving… just in time to gain some holiday weight go shopping with my winnings 😉 I’ve also decided to go gluten-free during the contest! Yikes. Thank yeezus for gluten-free vodka! I’m gonna need it…

Clearly, my dad has been using my netflix account.

And the years go by
And the years go by

End of summer with my loves! Now I can stop trying to get that summer bikini body and focus on my fall sweater body.

It sure does! So much love with Christine and Jessie last night ♥

You should be watching Orange is the New Black, if only for sound advice from Yoga Jones. (She was the voice of Patti Mayonnaise if that helps sway your decision at all.)

All health is about to break loose.

When we were at Chike’s place in SF, I noticed a calendar in his kitchen with corgis on it. Please tell me every month of this calendar is corgis, I said… AND IT WAS.

Because of his love for weird socks and his shared obsession with corgis, we sent him these awesome socks as a thank you for being such a good host:

And today, he sent me this video:

Cuteness overload. I’m officially dead. Please invite this corgi to my funeral!

On gorgeous days like today, my coworker and I like to eat our lunch outside on a bench like homeless people.

You were so good to us, SF! Till next time…

I literally cannot even. I am unable to even. I have lost my ability to even.

Fuck, Marlon Brando was such a babe ♥