Happy birthday to my beautiful mom! When she came up to LA last weekend to see Bruno Mars again visit me, she came out of my bathroom with condoms from my medicine cabinet and said, “Hey, these expired a month ago!” What would I ever do without her (besides accidentally get pregnant)?
Can’t wait to celebrate 60 years young at Disneyland this weekend ♥
Holy smokes…my mom (and I) would die if this happened to us! OMG OMG OMG lol
December 3rd, 2018 | #
you know my crazy mom. i’m surprised she didn’t leave them there without saying anything, so she could get a grandbaby out of me! she likes to remind me that i don’t need to be married to have children.
mama sahlee, though… she would def pray for me if i was her kid.
December 3rd, 2018 | #
and that’s why your mom is known as the “crazy” shirley lololol
December 4th, 2018 | #