» Peasant.
Posted on October 26th, 2023 in first world problems

Have fun in peasant.

When we were buying food tickets at Oktoberfest, Jessie was like, “Do you have a dollar?” I was like, “Yeah, probably.” I pull out my tiny Ikea bag that I keep my money in, and I only have hundred dollar bills in there. Earlier that day, I saw a few dollar bills in the abyss between my seat and the center console in my car, so I reached in there and pulled out 3 hundred dollar bills! Pammie was like, “What the fuck! You didn’t even notice you were missing $300?!?” I don’t know what to tell you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The guy selling food tickets was watching the whole exchange between me and Jess and was like, “Oh, my bad. I only carry hundos unlike you peasants.” 🤣


  1. Shi was all like...

    This is insane! I never have hundred dollar bills on me lolol. NEVER!

    October 27th, 2023 | #

  2. mayan was all like...

    i usually never carry any cash me, but it must’ve been leftover from the last time i took out money for vegas! i just thought i spent it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    October 27th, 2023 | #

  3. Shi was all like...

    I mean…I check my bank accts almost daily. I dont know if thats becoz I used to work at the bank and used to see fraud happens to everyone…but you can guarantee that I would know when $300 has gone amiss!

    October 29th, 2023 | #

  4. mayan was all like...

    pammie was auditing a new payroll system at her work because it was the first time they got paid through it. we get paid on the same days, and i was like, “oh, we got paid today???” LOL. i used to work at a bank too, so idk what to tell you. they also had to put me on one of those teller cash dispenser machines bc my drawer never balanced at end of the day 😅 and yesterday, my dad was talking about how electric companies hike up prices and i was like, “i know! i haven’t been in my apartment all year and my electricity bill is the same from when i was living there and wfh.” and he was like, “how much is your monthly bill?” and i was like, “idk, $60?” it’s on autopay, so i don’t pay attention to it. i checked my socal edison bill, and i haven’t had to pay in months 😂 i got a climate credit earlier this year, and my monthly electricity bill has only been a few dollars a month, so the climate credit’s been covering it. so really, i’m not surprised i didn’t know i was missing $300 🤣

    October 29th, 2023 | #

  5. Shi was all like...

    Ur outta control. I forgot about u at chase lolol. I could see u just standing next to a cash dispenser lolololol

    November 4th, 2023 | #

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    November 4th, 2023 | #

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