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Thanks for coming.
Posted on June 6th, 2010 in lists, weddings

I woke up today smelling like baby lotion and Caress body wash with leftover dollar bills in my bra and a sudden urge to go to church. Here are some of the awesome things that happened at Chel’s bachelorette party last night in no particular order (other than most to least favorite):

  1. Firefighter Tom from Alpine poured tequila down my shirt and did a body shot off my chest (among other things). Let it be known that I’m officially on the prowl for an east county white boy.
  2. There was no shortage of penis-shaped food.
  3. Preggo bartender Georja kept pumping out those test tube shots!
  4. It was an 80s themed party and EVERYONE dressed up. Christine was my fave and looked just like my mom did in the 80s with her acid wash jean jacket and hairsprayed bangs.
  5. The porno playing on TV throughout the whole night made it into the background of most of my photos.
  6. I spent over $150 at the passion party. I don’t even spend that much on groceries! At least some of the products I bought were edible.

A lot of other things happened that I can’t mention—which is saying a lot considering I told you about that stripper licking tequila off my chest.


  1. Chel was all like...

    You guys got some of the best pictures ever!! Man. I can’t thank you guys enough for one of the best nights of my life. I mean, I still can’t get over how perfect Christine’s hair was and I can’t get over how our nipples got sucked by the same guy the same night. Hahaha.

    June 7th, 2010 | #

  2. michelle was all like...

    Weeeeeee!!! 🙂

    June 7th, 2010 | #

  3. shi was all like...

    wait. wait one second. $150 DOLLARS?!?!?!?!


    hahhaha…that’s awesome!

    June 7th, 2010 | #

  4. Skok-dizzle was all like...

    You all got your nipples what?!?!

    June 7th, 2010 | #

  5. mayan was all like...

    @chel: christine totally looked like our moms in the 80s! i can’t get over it, either… i felt like i was the one getting married! haha. or it was my birthday or something. fuck.

    @michelle: someone got the ride of her life! haha. i will send you those r rated pics soon 😉

    @shi: if i buy it, he will come…

    @skokie: try not to be too jealous!

    June 7th, 2010 | #

  6. shi was all like...

    i mean…when are we going to get these pics? i cant save them from that slideshow!

    June 8th, 2010 | #

  7. mayan was all like...

    i’ll upload them to my flickr account today. skokie said i could make it private and send you guys the link. you can upload those vids to your youtube account and make it private, too.

    June 8th, 2010 | #

  8. Christine was all like...

    OMG!!! Definitely one of the best nights of the year!!!! I’m sooo glad I opted out of running the rock n’ roll to participate in this night! You gals threw one rad bachelorette party! I loved it all penis everything, door swings, 80’s fits, nipples, “tending to the children” Can I get in on your flickr link and youtube vids?

    June 8th, 2010 | #

  9. mayan was all like...

    agreed! it’s def gonna be hard to top this one… i emailed you the link to the R-rated pictures 😉

    June 9th, 2010 | #

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