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Posted on April 9th, 2010 in quotes, tv

asian dwight diversity day the office

Dwight: Okay, do me. Something stereotypical, so I can get it really quick.
Pam: Okay. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
Dwight: Oh, man! Am I a woman?!

In the process of renewing my car insurance earlier this week, I found out that my license has been suspended for the past seven months! Yowza. Some asshole CHP pulled me over on the freeway during morning traffic in the pouring rain just for having tinted windows last year, and I forgot about the $10 fix-it ticket, of course. Now that I’ve paid 48x the original ticket price (yikes!), I still need to be able to drive to work and back while I wait a week for them to reinstate my license. I’d like to avoid getting a misdemeanor and having my car impounded, so I’ve been driving with my still-tinted windows rolled down while my windblown hair grows ten times bigger by the time I reach my destination. As if having tinted windows is the only reason I’d get pulled over… Never mind that I’m on my phone tweeting pictures of my dog while I’m driving.


  1. shi was all like...

    dude…i TOTALLY watched this episode last nite! so so good!

    April 12th, 2010 | #

  2. mayan was all like...

    this is def one of my fave episodes 🙂

    April 12th, 2010 | #

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