So far, Iโve only packed 2 boxes – my crystals and everything displayed on my shelves, and all the booze off my bar cart. Thinking I shouldโve ended with these boxes – I could use the crystals and booze right now ๐
Stay a little longer, take a little longer
To pack up your bags, you’re movin’ too fast
Make me wanna hate you, so I don’t have to miss you
Oh, make a mistake, so someone’s to blame
Please, won’t you stay, stay a little longer, babe?
Tell me that you need me, tell me that I’m loved
Tell me that I’m worth it, and that I’m enough
Don’t know who you think you’re kidding, babe
Yeah, you’re not the same, not the same
If we had good days and light on our side
But you fucked up and you know that I’m right
I don’t know who you think you’re kidding, babe
Yeah, you’re not the same, not the same, not the same
Actual footage of me packing while listening to Rosรฉ:
File under ‘Things I’m doing instead of packing’: Eating cold pizza and Google street viewing my new apartment to see if you can see my balcony from the street, so I can decide whether or not to Amazon Prime that life-sized skeleton in my cart.
Instead of actually doing stuff on my checklist, I photoshopped a checklist so I can check off all the easy shit I already did ๐ Anyway, I’m doordashing pizza tonight and wearing no pants if anyone wants to come over and keep my ass on task.
You guys, I learned how to swim here as a kid! A Scare Trail through an abandoned amusement park from the 80s? Can’t be scarier than the Terrifier Haunted House at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios, right? ๐ I heard you can choose between a ‘wet’ or ‘dry’ path this year ๐ณ Ya, I’m moving the week of Halloween, so I think I’ll be too busy to choose any of those paths ๐
You can barely walk in Venice Beach without tripping over a scooter that’s been haphazardly left on the sidewalk.
My balance has been off since the stroke – I fell at the Heart & Stroke Walk last weekend before the walk even started LOL bc I was trying to take a picture next to my name that the kids put on the Tribute Tree, but they put it so low to the ground ๐ Although, I’m not sure if I couldn’t get that low bc of the stroke or bc I’m not in my 20s anymore – These can’t be the same knees that brought me to the window and to the wall ๐คฃ I would never get on an electric scooter when my balance is so questionable!
Pammie’s husband’s childhood friend died yesterday after an e-scooter accident. She was in her 40s, the youngest of three children and the only daughter. The accident happened last week, and she woke up the next day feeling off. She went to the ER and was told she had a brain bleed. My sister’s husband just visited her in the hospital last weekend and she seemed fine… She had surgery, and they just couldn’t stop the bleeding ๐
I remember years and years ago, my friends and I rode bicycles downtown. This guy, Mark, was wearing a helmet, and Trace was like, ‘Helmets are for nerds!’ and he was like, ‘Helmets save lives.’ In California, adults 18+ are not required by law to wear a helmet while riding a bike or scooter. Please wear one if you do get on a bike or scooter. You might look like a nerd, but at least you’ll be a nerd who’s alive…
Update: I always share my work chats with the girls. โPantiesโ is where I draw the line, yโall. Contrary to popular belief, your girl does have some boundaries ๐
This does not bode well for my move exactly one month from today ๐
When I first moved into my current building (13 years ago!), the one elevator wasn’t working. I hired movers, so they had to deal with carrying all my shit to the top floor. The landlord assured me the elevator would be fixed soon, but I ran into a neighbor who told me the elevator had been out of service for THE PAST TEN MONTHS ๐ณ I went to take a shower later that day to wash off the grime of moving in, and I had no hot water! My asshole landlord (yeah, I’m talking to you, Leonard!) let me move in to an apartment that wasn’t ready. I had to shower in a vacant unit on another floor on the other side of the building for two weeks while they fixed my pipes. After the elevator kept breaking down, my landlord was too cheap to fix it, so he sold the building and my new landlord was great! He had the elevator fixed, removed the popcorn ceiling from my unit, upgraded my bathroom, replaced my ceiling fan, microwave, refrigerator… He even told me, ‘It has always been a pleasure working with you. I wish you nothing but the best in your future!’ when I put in my notice earlier this week. He probably just ChatGBT’d what to say when a tenant puts in their notice, but it’s more than my previous landlord ever did.
The east side elevator on 14th St is actually closer to my new unit than the main elevator, so I was gonna have the movers use that elevator anyway. Silver lining ๐
I’m abandoning my clear obsession with Mid-Century furniture (JK, I’m just moving to another apartment and buying new Mid-Century furniture that fits the space better). Anyone interested in buying some of it? Everything comes fully assembled, if that helps sway your decision at all – If you’d rather test your relationship by trying to assemble furniture together, I’ll just pray for you, I guess ๐๐ผ
Full disclosure: All items are pick-up only in LA (Redondo Beach). I live on the third floor of my building, but there’s an elevator. You’ll need a second person to help you carry most of this shit to your car, so please bring a friend bc I ain’t the one ๐ Prices are already heavily discounted and firm.
West Elm Mid-Century Adjustable Curtain RodSOLD!
Price: $60 (retails for $149)
Condition: Like new. Put it up once and never touched it again. Smoke-free home.
Dimensions: 44″-108″
Finish: Carbon/Antique Brass
West Elm White Sheer European Flax Linen Curtains, Set of 4
Price: $100 for the set of 4 (retails for $436)
Condition: Like new. Smoke-free, pet-free home. No stains. Freshly laundered.
Dimensions: Each panel – 48″ (W) x 89″ (L) (originally 96″ L, but professionally tailored to 89″ L with tags kept on)
Features: Woven from premium flax and washed for a luxe, lived-in look. Adds lightweight texture to windows. Soft drapery lets in bright, gently diffused light. Crafted in a Fair Trade Certifiedโข facility.
Nathan James Tamlin Wall Light Fixture (comes with light bulb)
Price: $40 (retails for $75.99)
Condition: Like new. Smoke-free home.
Features: Renters rejoice! Meet Tamlin, our plug-in wall light perfect for reading nooks, living rooms, and bedsides. Extending from a circular wall plate is an elegant vintaged brass finish metal arm with a matte black round bell shade. Its articulating feature allows you to direct the light left or right and is dimmer compatible, for those nights you can’t put your book down. This wall light is a must-have for small spaces, apartments, and townhomes and can be placed in your favorite spot without worry thanks to the included cord cover.
Finish: Antique Brass/Matte Black
Boho Driftwood Macrame Wall Hanging
Price: $40 (retails for $70)
Condition: New. Never been used.
Features: Hanging length is easily adjustable
Dimensions: 32″ (W) x 15″ (H)
Ikea Mongstad Mirror
Price: $80 (retailed for $200 – now discontinued and highly coveted according to the internet)
Condition: Like new. Put it up once and never touched it again. Smoke-free home.
Dimensions: 37″ (H) x 75″ (W) x 2″ (D)
Features: This large versatile mirror can be used in several ways. You can lean it against a wall or hang it both vertically or horizontal. I hung it horizontally with two screws and a prayer, and it has stayed up for 13 years through several California earthquakes.
Walker Edison Xuma Modern Armless Low Back Counter Stool, Set of 2SOLD!
Price: $60 for set (retails for $159)
Condition: Like new. Used mostly for decor only.
Features: Upholstered in high-quality synthetic leather for a stylish and easy-to-clean finish. Sturdy steel legs provide reliable support and enhance the modern design.
Dimensions: 34 1/2″ (H) x 19″ (W) x 22″ (D)
West Elm Curved Terrace NightstandSOLD!
Price: $100 (retailed for $199, now discontinued)
Condition: Like new. Smoke-free home.
Dimensions: 24″ (H) x 19″ (W) x 15″ (D)
Features: The goes-with-anything Antique Brass finish is easy to integrate into modern and traditional decors alike. This airy nightstand’s bottom shelf is mirrored, reflecting up toward the wide, tempered glass top.
Opalhouse Mid-Century Touraco Dresser
Price: $100 (retailed for $260 unassembled – now discontinued)
Condition: Top wood has imperfections on the bottom right where my iPad got stuck to it on a hot summer day ๐คช (shown above), but you can cover the top with a cool Mexican blanket like I have ๐๐ป Otherwise in great condition.
Features: Decorative 3-drawer dresser keeps things stored in style. White and brown colors create an eye-catching look perfect for any space. Neutral colors blend seamlessly with any color scheme.
Condition: Barely used, was mostly for decor only, wood has normal wear and tear
Features: Molded plywood shell crafted from natural real veneer Walnut. The molded shape is designed for comfort, with dense 1″ thick foam pads providing extra comfort with a low profile. Padding is upholstered in genuine Harris Tweed in Sunshine Yellow. The base is made from welded steel fabricated in-house, powder-coated in satin black. The solid wood rocker skids are durable and crafted from solid wood for a smooth rocking motion.
Dimensions: 35″ (H) x 30″ (W) x 30″ (D)
Mid-Century Modern Side Table
Price: $60
Condition: Like new
Features: Made in LA. Brown wood with 12″ hairpin legs made of welded steel.
Dimensions: (Overall) 19″ (H) x 20″ (W) x 14.5″ (D)
Condition: New in opened box, never been used. Smoke-free home.
Features: Large 31″ Round Frame – This spacious round wall shelf lets you display photos, candles, and plants without clutter, helping you keep your room stylish and organized. Natural Bamboo & Wood Build – Crafted with eco-friendly bamboo and wood, this boho wall decor adds warmth and texture while providing durable wood wall storage. Versatile Home & Office Use – Whether mounted in a bedroom, living room, or office, this round wall shelf enhances any space with charm and practical functionality. Two-Tier Storage Design – With two wide shelves, this bamboo shelf solves the problem of small-space storage, giving you plenty of room for daily essentials or decor. Timeless Boho Style – The handcrafted woven look and natural brown finish offer a unique boho wall decor piece that effortlessly uplifts modern, rustic, or eclectic interiors.
Dimensions: 31″ (H) x 31″ (W) x 5″ (D)
LG Smart Dual Inverter Portable Air Conditioner with 10000 BTU Cooling Capacity, 500 sq. ft. Cooling Area, in White with Sliding Door Kit
Price: $300 includes sliding door kit (retails for $649 without sliding door kit)
Condition: Like new
Features: Saved my life during The Great Heat Wave of 2022. Works fast to cool down my 500 sq. ft. studio. The LG DUAL Inverter air conditioners are the best in cooling innovation. This ultra quiet unit operates at 44 dB in sleep mode, almost as quiet as a library. In addition, the DUAL Inverter allows the unit to operate efficiently saving you as much as 40% on energy costs. 3 cooling and fan speeds and a 24 hour timer allow you to create a cooling schedule to suit your needs. The auto-swing air vent helps direct the flow of air where It is needed most whether cooling, dehumidifying or just circulating air. If there is a power outage, the auto restart feature will automatically turn your unit back on when power is restored. Other features include a remote control, easy rolling casters, removable/washable filter and a check filter alert.
Dimensions: 30.43″ (H) x 19.41″ (W) x 18.11″ (D)
Ikea Kivik Sectional Sofa
Price: $300 (retails for $1399 unassembled)
Condition: Used, but still firm. Some light discoloration in the fabric on the bottom right corner of the chaise (pictured)
Features: Very comfortable. Guests say it’s more comfortable to sleep on than most beds! Can be disassembled for easier transport. The chaise can be separated from the two-seat piece, and so can both arm rests on either side. Since chaise can be separated, it can go on the left or right side of the sofa, whichever suits your space best. Fabric covers are removable, machine washable, and can be changed. Pet and smoke-free home.
Dimensions: 32 5/8″ (H) x 110 1/4″ (W) x 64 1/8″ (D)
This is how the sofa arrives if you order it unassembled from Ikea. You’re welcome.
My mom asked me if the bestie texted me to join their Survivor pool, and I was like, โWTF? No!!!โ The way they play is they just draw names before the season starts, and if one of their players win at the end, they win the pool. I once won the Survivor pool without ever watching a single episode ๐ My mom actually watches the show and has joined their pool several times before, and they only needed one extra person, so I didnโt make the cut this season (my mom is the only non-relative!). Oh, well. Jokeโs on you, bc when I logged into Paypal to pay my momโs dues (I havenโt used Paypal in years, probably, and even had to reset my password bc I didnโt remember what it was), I had nearly $900 in there! I donโt even know where itโs from bc you can only check your transactions from the past two years, and it was from before that ๐ค
I gloss over my stroke, but I hear so many stories of people both older and younger than me who werenโt as lucky. Iโm fortunate I can still speak (albeit delayed), walk, drive, work (design on the computer), shower by myself again, cut my own nailsโฆ things I def took for granted. Before the stroke, Iโd never stayed overnight at a hospital, let alone a whole week, and my doctor visits were few and far between. Iโd never had surgery, and I had two that week – one on my birthday! S/O to Nicholas at Torrance Memorial who sang โHappy Birthdayโ to me on the operating table, right before he shaved my chocha ๐ Now I see my PCP every few months to make sure iโm not regressing.
Anyway, Iโm (mostly) happy to still be here ๐ Pammie has been my biggest advocate since the stroke, and took care of me for over a year while I recovered. She works for iRhythm – a company that detects cardiac arrhythmias through a medical device, and her work participated in the Heart & Stroke Walk this morning. She invited me to join to celebrate being a stroke survivor โ๐ผ She surprised me by making us shirts (Jessie came up with the tagline bc everyone knows I love Young the Giant – Christine suggested we wear The Strokes band shirts LOL, but Pammie thought it wasn’t very PC – next year!), and they all surprised me by showing up this morning ๐ฅน
I don’t really tell anyone about having the stroke unless I have to. It’s not something I ever posted about on socials for sympathy. Unless you’re one of the 3 people who still reads this blog after 20 years (hi, Shirley May ๐๐ผ), are a relative, a good friend, or someone I’ve seen in the past couple years since the stroke and I felt compelled to explain why my voice sounds like this now, you wouldn’t really know about it.
Labs and More Rescue (where Jess and Abe got Milo) had a booth with the cutest pups up for adoption ๐ฅน
Post-walk pan dulce cart and chilaquiles (@ Cocina 35)
To everyone who has been a part of my road to recovery, whether itโs making sure I eat better, go on walks with me, sent me flowers, or simply just asked how I was doing, thank you ๐๐ผ To everyone else (who knew about it and said nothing), eat a bag of dicks!
When the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris was nearly destroyed by a fire in 2019, people donated almost 1 billion dollars for its restoration. I was telling Pammie about it, bc she never knows what’s going on in the world – she doesn’t watch the news bc shit is depressing most of the time. I also had to explain to her what happened in Waco, you guys. Anyway, I was telling Pammie that almost 1 billion dollars was raised to restore Notre Dame, and she was like, ‘1 BILLION?!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah, 1 billion,’ and she was like, ‘Srsly, 1 BILLION?!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah… 1 billion,’ and she was like, ‘1… BILLION?!’ and I didn’t want to keep repeating myself, so I raised my pinky up to my mouth like Dr. Evil and we were laughing for 100 years ๐คฃ
So now, whenever I see this Austin Powers reference being used, I always send it to her:
I got in my car to pick up Nori for lunch (she has to drive to the office every day and lives in the OC, so I always offer to drive since I live so close to the office and WFH). I hadnโt driven my car since I got home Sunday morning. My car alarm wasnโt working, so I had to manually open the car with an actual key like it was the 1900s ๐ I saw my dome light switch was โonโ and my battery was completely drained. This is not the first time Iโve done this. Last time, I left the light on when I was looking for a Mango Hi-Chew that had fallen into the abyss. I called AAA for a jump after work tonight, and thought I would move things along by popping the hood before the guy got there. I googled โhow to pop the hood on a 2014 mazda3โ to no avail. I mean, the instructions were clear, but it was totally user error ๐ I just ended up with grease all over my hands and a partially popped hood. Luckily, the tech knew what he was doing and was done within minutes. I had to leave the car running for an hour so I just drove around aimlessly, and then it started fucking raining. How apropos ๐
Charlie Kirk was a fucking racist ass white guy who was just a bigoted podcaster at the end of the day who said he didn’t believe in empathy, and certainly will never get any from me.
Also, I have never been a big Disney fan – I’ve only been to Disneyland a handful of times in my life even though it’s literally half an hour away from my apartment. My friend’s mom worked there for 20+ years and the day she retired, they cut off her free Disney+ account – Like, how fucking cheap are you that you don’t provide free Disney+ for life for employees who retired from your company after 20+ years??? I hardly went there as a kid, and I don’t have any kids to bring there now, so it’s not a nostalgic place for me.
Anyway, I can’t believe this is the America we’re living in rn. I’m just gonna leave these here to show what kind of person Trump and Disney are defending:
[Executions] should be public. It should be quick. It should be televised. You could fund the government. You could have like, ‘brought to you by Coca-Cola.’
I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made-up, new age term that โ it does a lot of damage.
I think itโs worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.
A bed frame was just delivered to my new next door neighbor’s apartment. Any inkling he lived with a woman is now null and void, bc a woman would never sleep on a mattress on the floor for 2 weeks.
(Instead of straight up asking him if he’s single like a normal person, I like to create my own narrative based on assumptions).
For the past couple of weeks, Iโve been getting email notifs from KinkyTemptation. Did someone sign me up as a joke? I would never use my government name (marionc) as a handle on such an unserious site, and everyone hitting up my account has been female (your girl is strictly dickly ๐).
This all started the same day I received my Flintts Mints ๐ค
‘You can just move all that’ is something you’ve heard me say if you’ve ever been in my car – Also, if you’re gonna make me drive, you get what you get ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I once got a ticket in DTLA for having expired vehicle registration tags on the first day they expired (July 1st!). My bad, eagle eye! I didn’t even get pulled over for any reason other than expired tags.
Even though I work from home, my phone is almost always dead ๐
Pammie and her husband left for a shotgun trip to Vegas at the ass crack of dawn this morning to watch the MNF Chargers/Raiders game at Allegiant tomorrow. They wanted to get there in time to watch the football games on TV today, plus they left even earlier to chill in the Chase Sapphire Reserve lounge at the airport before their flight.
I slept till a more decent hour, then headed back to LA. There was absolutely no traffic – I usually drive down to SD mid-afternoon (after I’ve gotten my life together) and it always takes me 3+ hours. I barely made it twice through my Deftones playlist before I was already home! ๐ค๐ผ
Jess sometimes gets tickets behind home plate from her husband’s contractor. She invited me to a game last season and our tickets came with access to the Home Plate Club, private access to watch the Padres take batting practice in their off-field batting cage, and complimentary food and drinks. She told me not to eat a hot dog while we were in our seats bc they were behind home plate and we might be on TV LOL, so I scarfed down that wiener in record time off camera in the club lounge ๐
Heart breaks, the heavy world’s upon your shoulders
Will we burn on or just smolder?
Lord Huron – The Night We Met
I had all and then most of you
Some and now none of you
Take me back to the night we met
The Fray – Over My Head (Cable Car)
And suddenly
I’ve become a part of your past
I’m becomin’ the part that don’t last
I’m losing you, and it’s effortless
Dashboard Confessional – Vindicated
Vindicated, I am selfish, I am wrong
I am right, I swear I’m right
Swear I knew it all along
My wallet: But you’re seeing Mumford and Lord Huron at the Wild Horses festival in December? Me: I’ve actually already seen most of these bands live before. Don’t you know your girl’s a repeat offender? ๐
VIP tickets were nearly $1K, but it’s worth it to have a dedicated seated viewing platform, air-conditioned restrooms, and a private bar. Besides, I have hella Southwest points, so my flights were free, and I’m probably gonna sell my Sunday wristband – Blink 182’s a hometown band, but I don’t think they sound v good live ๐ so I’ll get some of that money back.
The shooter was, as per usual, one of you guys – American, white, republican, and born and raised in Utah.
Just relieved the police have ‘white’-dentified the suspect
I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.
– Charlie Kirk
How’d that work out for you? ๐
How ironic that this racist white guy was fatally shot by another white guy in one of the whitest states in America. ‘Just saying.’
I was eating breakfast at a diner in Joshua Tree this morning, and this loud ass old white guy from Texas was on his phone talking about being a Trump supporter and complaining about ‘idiot millennials’ having their phones glued to their hands at all times.
#1 Sir, you’re the only one in this diner full of younger people who is on their phone – and you’re def not a millennial, but probably an idiot! And #2 Can I fucking enjoy my chicken fried steak in peace?!
The Pioneertown Motel is walking distance to where the concert was at Pappy & Harrietโs, so we could hear them doing sound check from our room.
POV: You’re standing behind two of the tallest guys on earth (they were at least a foot taller than me, so 6โ7+), and they’re super gay and in love, so they’re all over each other throughout the entire show ๐คช
My stems are sore today bc the show was standing room only for 3 hours. Am I getting too old for this shit? (Don’t answer that).
They only had single rooms left, so we had to share a queen bed. I apologized to Mary in advance and told her I sleep like the purple potato ๐ I am who I am ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
We were listening to her playlist on the drive home, and right before this song came on, she was like, ‘Try not to cry.’ I was like, ‘Cry??? Why, is it Bon Iver?’
You silently cry at the end of yoga during savasana one time (partly bc you’re exhausted, but mostly bc they’re playing Bon Iver), and people never let you forget it!
We ate at a diner that Anthony Bourdain once visited ๐ (@ JT Country Kitchen)
I had the country fried steak, which I haven’t had in years since I doordashed it from a Cracker Barrel ghost kitchen and it gave me heartburn ๐ I haven’t had any heartburn or frequent headaches since the stroke – it seems to have cured a lot of my ailments, but 0/10 would not recommend having a stroke ๐
What I typically snack on when I’m driving to SD from LA: Hot Fries and bottled iced coffee from the gas station
What Pammie packs me when I go back to LA: Bottled water and homemade trail mix that she weighs out based on single serving size (freeze-dried pineapples, freeze-dried mangos, roasted unsalted almonds and dark chocolate covered acai berries)
One time, we were going back to her house from my parents’ house, and we stopped at the gas station. I was like, ‘Do we need snacks?’ and she was like, ‘We are 10 minutes away from my house. This ain’t a road trip!’ ๐
It took me nearly 3 hours to drive down to SD on a Saturday afternoon. This entitled asshole in a white Audi kept weaving in and out of traffic. His back bumper was missing, probably bc he drives like a fucking idiot. Then, when I was in the fast lane, this group of moms in a minivan who looked like they were on their way to Disneyland (out of state plates and all wearing visors) tried to cross the double-solid lines from the HOV lane into my lane, and I had to swerve into the next lane to avoid crashing into them. Luckily, no one was in the lane next to me, but the driver gave me a dirty look like it was my fault she didn’t know how to fucking drive!
Driving in LA has def made me a better, more aggressive driver, but I can’t wait to not do this commute anymore…
Toured this apartment in downtown SD last night and it surpassed all my expectations:
A ton of tenants already had Halloween decorations out – I’ve found my people ๐ค
Secure garage with gate
Secure elevator that you need a code to use like at a hotel
24-hour fitness center
Rooftop terrace
Pool
Dog-friendly
Didn’t see any children ๐
Limited homeless population – I was worried there would be a ton of homeless people in the area being downtown, but the property seemed relatively safe and secure
Across the street from Quartyard (where I’ve seen concerts), but the apartment I’m looking at is on the other side of the building, so I won’t have to deal with the noise
The apartment I’m looking at faces this construction site – I found out through some light googling that they’re building East Village Green – a community park
ASA Bakery (Japanese pastries!) is in the same building
The property is only 5 blocks from Petco Park (although the Padres’ postseason hopes are dwindling). I did see a bunch of people in Savannah Bananas gear, as they were in town this weekend for Banana Ball at Petco ๐โพ
The property is also walking distance to Callie, this great resto that Jessie frequents and her husband is in a fantasy football league with the staff ๐ We always get VIP treatment there, and Jess was able to get us a table without reservations even though they were booked for the night.
Mediterranean Feast + much needed drinks with the girls. We try to get together at least once a month, but it’s been a few months despite our daily group chats. Lots of updates all around that were better to discuss in person, not a group chat where screenshots and receipts could be collected ๐ Can’t wait to be back in SD for more nights like this…
I’ve only lived in 3 apartments on my own in this life, and I have a habit of signing the lease for the first apartment I look at. My sister and her husband think I should look around at other neighborhoods before settling on this property, but I’m already in love.
The bestie moved out of El Cajon (and SD) while I was in LA, so thereโs no other reason for me to look in East County. My parents are still in Spring Valley and my sister (plus my ex and old friends) live in Chula Vista, so I donโt really wanna be too close LOL. I always said Iโd live in North Park if I ever moved back to SD. I liked that it was central, walkable, and dogs are welcome almost anywhere. But I used to see this fuckboi in North Park who lived on Arizona street, and also ended a few situationships there, so I have less than fond memories of that area. My dad actually used to live in North Park before he met my mom, but that was when it was really ghetto he says ๐ Now itโs gentrified, full of coffee shops, breweries and hipsters.
Living downtown never appealed to me before, but I like having nice things now ๐
I bought these mints off Instagram, partly because I’m the ultimate consumer, but mostly because I get severe cottonmouth whenever I take gummies (I only take them when I go to a concert or get anxious – so all the time ๐ ).
But I just saw this TikTok reel promoting the same product for something else entirely – ‘sloppy toppy’ ๐ณ
When I was little, my mom and her sisters – who were in their 20s at the time – got into a fight with these girls who wouldn’t let my grandma use the water fountain at the park. My uncle took me and the rest of the kids home while my mom and her sisters stood on business LOL. I remember my aunt pulled out their braids and took their watches. I was maybe 6-years-old, but it’s a core memory for me, guys ๐
Don’t mess with the Cuevas ladies… They’re even crazier in their 60s ๐
Scheduled a tour for an apartment in downtown SD this weekend, but also ran into my new next door neighbor today – a tall white guy with two 6yo gray frenchies who are sisters (he got them right before covid, so they’re stage-5 clingers). The first thing I usually notice on a guy is if he’s wearing a wedding ring or not, but I was too busy loving on his sweet dogs in the elevator to notice. Besides, I don’t shit where I sleep (anymore ๐ ).
One: don’t pick up the phone
You know he’s only callin’ ’cause he’s drunk and alone
Two: don’t let him in
You’ll have to kick him out again
Three: don’t be his friend
You know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you’re under him, you ain’t gettin’ over him
I got new rules, I count ’em
As I was eating my Hodad’s burger, I saw this burly ass dude sipping on a red fruity yard slush from Frozen Friar like he was at a bachelorette party in Vegas, while his wife was chugging a beer. There are two types of drinkers in the world and these two married each other ๐
