I have alarm reminders set up several times a dayβone to wake up, one if concert tickets go on sale, four to take my meds throughout the day, and now one to feed my sourdough starter π
My mom says I would lose my vagina if it wasn’t attached. Nori and I once spent half an hour looking for my car after a Dodgers game because I couldn’t remember where I parked. I never remember where I park, even if I just run an errand at Target. I drop a pin now π Whenever I’m at my sister’s house, I’m like, ‘Do you know where so-and-so is?’ and she always knows, down to the exact location. I’m like, ‘How do you always know where everything is?’ and she’s like, ‘Because I live here!’ I misplaced my Apple watch last week, and have just been walking around with a strip of white skin exposed on my wrist because I still haven’t found it. I can’t even use the Find My app on my Macbook or iPhone, because my watch is dead π You guys, I live in a studio, so there’s not a lot of places it could be Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
(via @betches)
My sister checks most of the first type of girl’s boxes:
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white noise machine
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gua sha
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rolls her hair in a heatless curling rod
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laser light therapy mask + vaseline
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beautiful model-home bedroom
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evening (matcha) tea
I def check all of the second type of girl’s boxes π #rottingcorpse
To be fair, she wouldnt have a model home bedroom if she didnt buy it that way lololol
June 24th, 2025 | #
true story. if she didn’t buy the beautifully decorated model home, that place would stiil be bare bones π
it’s like when uncle rick first started dating auntie leslie, and he was nervous so my dad went with him to grandma claire’s apartment. they had just moved there so they barely had any furniture, so my dad asked auntie leslie, ‘did you guys get robbed?’ π€£ idk if chel knows this story, remind me to tell her next time we see each other lol.
June 25th, 2025 | #
Sounds like uncle rick tho lolol!
I cant blame pammie tho. Ive lived in this house for 6 years and there are 5 walls that have something hanging on them. 80% of the walls in this house are still bare. Thereβs not even a single pic of callie up lol
June 26th, 2025 | #
callie’s 3 now, dude π
the only decor i remember seeing last time i was at your house was that gucci mane book of cal’s π€£
tell me you at least put up the night sky poster we gave you for your bridal shower. it was already framed and ready for hanging π
June 26th, 2025 | #