(via @louislevanti)
This dip did not ‘slap my ass’ LOL.
I was so excited when Nori sent me this video, that we went to Trader Joe’s during lunch so I could pick up this dip (along with a bunch of other shit).
I found the dip a little bland. I’ve also had Trader Joe’s Buffalo Chicken Dip before and was underwhelmed. Everyone and their mama who went feral over this dip has obviously never had the garlic dip at Chicken Dijon. It’s Last Meal worthy. I’m not a food snob (Nori and I have the 3-for-me special at Chili’s once a week!), but I know good food, and this Trader Joe’s dip ain’t it.
The bestie took me to Cracker Barrel once, and her husband loves the french toast there and had me try some of his. It tasted like the basic ass french toast I could make at home!
The best french toast I ever had was at this french resto in LA, République. They add an automatic 4% service charge to your bill to cover their employees’ health benefits, which I’m usually so against (I think I’m paying enough for this overpriced albeit delicious kouign-amann), but the food is so good.
Anyway, save your money on this Trader Joe’s dip 😆 Or better yet, come visit me and I’ll take you to Chicken Dijon for their much superior garlic dip.
Have you tried toom’s garlic dip? I use it to make chicken salad, but cal eats it with everything. If cal likes it, maybe you’d like it lol
July 3rd, 2025 | #
ooh i haven’t! i see they have it at target, whole foods, and costco. i’mma try it! when’s cal’s birthday again? i’m gonna bring him down some garlic dip from chicken dijon next time i see him 😋
July 3rd, 2025 | #
It’s july 20. He’ll be ready and willing to try it lol!
July 5th, 2025 | #
there’s also this garlic dip they always have at the fair that’s sooo good. i ordered some from them online and i’ll give cal one, too! i’m gonna be in town that weekend for incubus lol so i’ll def bring him some dips!
July 5th, 2025 | #