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Relics.
Posted on October 5th, 2025 in home

My building manager (Michael Douglas LOL) let me post this flyer in the lobby, but a tracker on the QR code tells me only one person has scanned it 😅 I also listed everything on FB Marketplace, and was able to get rid of one item, despite several flaky people inquiring if multiple listings were still available 😵‍💫

Random shit I found while packing up my apartment:

  • My Chargers Merriman jersey – It’s the only football jersey I have! I bought it before Merriman famously choked Tila Tequila and before the Chargers left San Diego, but regrettably not before he got that stupid ‘Lights Out’ tattoo on his forearm.
  • Relics from Covid – A bag full of masks, gloves, and sanitizer
  • Joints from my uncle – He has sciatica and grows his own weed
  • Souvies from The Museum of Broken Relationships in Hollywood (that has since closed down) – A box of matches that say, ‘May the bridges I burn light the way,’ tissues for crying, and a mini notebook titled ‘Regrets’ 😆
  • Flipbooks from Jessie and Abe’s wedding 10 years ago
  • Magazines from when Prince and Paul Walker died (2016 and 2013, respectively)
  • A gift card that my boss gave me for Two Guns Espresso – It’s since closed down bc they’re building a luxury senior village in that plaza LOL. There’s another location, but IDK if the gift card is good there.
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