Who needs a Christmas tree when you can just throw some lights on a fiddle leaf fig bush?
If you’re driving down G Street in downtown SD, I’m the apartment between 13th and 14th with the hanging santa 🎅🏻🎄
I was 8-years-old when Home Alone was first released 35 years ago today – the same age as Kevin McCalister (do the horrifying math)!
Sidenote: My parents have a steep ass staircase in their house just like the McCallisters, except they have a wall in front of the bottom of the stairs. My sister and I took turns sliding down the stairs on a sleeping bag one day when my parents weren’t home, and Pammie’s big ass foot went right through the wall! Even as a kid, my sister had big ass feet I was handy as fuck, so I patched up the hole in the drywall with some materials I found in the garage. My parents still live in that house, and they never found out about it 😅
I love this quote from Home Alone, but I thought it might be a little racist, and as it turns out, I’m the one who’s a little racist 😅
Who tf besides the host and Jerry knew that ‘yellow’ meant ‘cowardly’?!
