(via @davi87dp)

I don’t remember directions or street names, just landmarks. When I used to go into the office, it was less than a 10-minute drive to work through residential streets. I knew to turn left at the house with the white picket fence. One day, they took down the fence, and I drove right past it! I did it a couple more times that week before they put another fence back up. I still don’t know the name of that street 😅

My new building is super secure, and you need a code to get into the property, a code to use the elevator, and another code to get into my apartment. The codes were assigned to me, and I still haven’t memorized them even though I’ve lived here a month now 😅 I always have to double-check the codes on my phone.  I can assign people temporary codes when they visit, and delivery people like doordash and instacart temporary codes that only last a couple hours.

The girls were visiting for the first time the other day for friendsgiving. Jessie called me from outside, and the uber dropped her off at 13th and Market. There are a few entrances (all needing an access code), and I was trying to direct her to the entrance closest to my apartment. She was like, ‘I’m on 13th and Market. Where do I go?’ I was like, ‘Walk towards G, then towards 14th. I’m not sure if it’s left or right.’  She was like, ’14th is east of 13th.’  I was like, ‘Yeah, walk in the opposite direction of the ocean. The entrance is on 14th across from the Albertson’s and you’ll need the code to get in.’ She was like, ‘What’s the code?’ I was like, ‘Uhhh it’s in the group chat. Let me check.’ After longer than necessary, she finally made it to my apartment 😅 

Christine had a hard time getting into my building, too. At least that answered the question they ask me every time they see me – ‘Who you fuckin’???’ Apparently no one, since I can’t give good directions to get them into my building! Jessie was like, ‘I used to live at 1501 Front Street in Little Italy, and the code to get in was 1501! It needs to be that easy if you wanna get some dick up in here!’ 😆

I considered changing the gate code to my birthday so I wouldn’t forget it, but then anyone could easily guess it.

I want you in the worst way
Is the gate code still your birthday?