There was no doubt that I woke up in a dude’s apartment this morning. Thirty or so empty craft brew bottles lined the mantle behind me. There was an outdoor patio set in the dining room, complete with a hole in the table for the absent umbrella. And to top it all off, my friend’s roommate offered me packets of ketchup to eat for breakfast. Ha! At least he made me coffee first.
Jesse and I agreed that if it wasn’t for my vagina, we’d have a serious bromance going on.
Ketchup packets are probably the only thing in Jesse’s kitchen that I would/could eat!
July 30th, 2011 | #
30 something beer cans?! I mean…who are you right now?! You’re going cray-zay this month!
July 31st, 2011 | #
@corn: i’ve seen TLC’s freaky eaters, so i won’t judge you! i forgot his roommate also offered me a jalapeno cheddar bagel… i can picture you sweating just thinking about it!
@shi: we didn’t drink those beer bottles that night… they were purely decorative! don’t worry, i had my vodka cranberries, so i’m still the same lush you know and love. anyway, tell me your vagina’s not excited that linda’s back from maternity leave! ha. you know mine is 🙂
July 31st, 2011 | #
LOL! i think you heard my vagina last nite about how elated she is! i’ll be due for one soon =)
August 1st, 2011 | #