Tried to watch the Padres/Dodgers game, but it was blacked out in LA 😒
(via @toastthenarcoleptic)
So I doomscrolled instagram instead and found this narcoleptic dog named Toast, and now I has a sad 🥺
In unrelated news, I started my period today.
Every month when I’m on my period, I ask Nori to rub my tummy, and every month, she respectfully declines LOL.
I’ll just be in bed with my hot water bottle in case anyone wants to come over and be the big spoon.
Update: The Padres lost again 😔
