I woke up in a bad mood.
It’s been crazy at work this week, since they let go of six designers and expect the rest of us to pick up the slack. I haven’t even lunch’d with Nori once this week! I fell asleep right after work yesterday, and it was way too late to eat dinner by the time I finally woke up, so I just went back to bed.
I had to wake up butt ass early this morning to go to SD, so I double doordashed a breakfast burrito from Caps & Corks Liquor and a cold brew from Coffee Bean. The burrito arrived and was left on my front doormat while I was in the shower. The coffee arrived half an hour later. I was like, ‘I’ll just grab it on my way out and eat/drink it in the car.’ I opened my door to leave and only saw the coffee there. I checked my Doordash app and the dasher took a picture of it on my doormat so I know he delivered it to the right apartment.
This guy is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do NOT trust him. He is a fugly slut!
I emailed Michael Douglas (my building manager, not the actor LOL), to ask him to look at the security footage to see who took my burrito. There’s cameras all over my building and signs everywhere that you’re being recorded. It turns out it was the dasher who delivered my coffee who stole my burrito. Eat a bag of dicks, Germano!
I was already hangry from skipping dinner last night, then this asshole stole my breakfast burrito, then a stupid Rivian truck cut me off on the 405 on the 3-hour drive down to SD where it was pouring rain the whole time.
Why do I have such bad luck with burritos in LA? Both literally and figuratively 😆
Muthafucka!!! Are you able to complain about him. May he never dash again!!
April 28th, 2025 | #
yes! doordash refunded me for the burrito and i wrote them a long ass comment about what he did and said i have screenshots of the vid of him stealing my food bc there wasn’t anywhere to attach photos. hope his ass got fired!
April 28th, 2025 | #